Random Cougar Life

Um…

A.A.R.P. sent me a card. I called them to tell them I was 23… and I think they activated the account? I have no idea. But I hate their system for phone service, and apparently if you say “no” to being a member you don’t get service. It hung up on me all three times I said no. So I finally said yes and then I talked to someone that was confused.


Posted in Bloggings, Lulz

Kitty!

I posted pictures of Franklin! My dad took pictures of him on their visit up here.

Click here to see my kitty!


Posted in Bloggings, Kitty

Don’t be stupid

Seriously.

If you have an unsecured wireless internet then someone is going to use it.

And if you name it “DO NOT USE” then that makes someone want to use it even more. Because it is unsecured and you are dumb.

Stop being dumb and people will stop taking up your bandwidth!!


Posted in Bloggings, Webcest

Yey!

Today is Dave’s birthday!

Happy Birthday baby!

Hoorah!


Posted in Bloggings, Webcest

:(

:( :( :(

WordPress shows you how people find your blog, if you let search engines see it. I emboldened the terms that made me die a little inside.

Search Engine Terms

These are terms people used to find your blog.

Today

Search Views

Yesterday

Search Views
find me a cougar to fuck 1
eggs in the stool photos 1
peach syrup uses 1
red tail python 1

*sad face times one hundred*


Posted in Bloggings, Webcest

Food.

I put up some recipes (sort of) on my cooking site! One is a marinade for salmon, here. (let marinate for at least two hours) And one is pan seared pork chops, here. I haven’t put instructions on cooking on the pork chops, but they are to be seared in a pan/skillet/whatever. look up “pork chop cooking times.” for times. I’m gonna add all that in, but that recipe has been sitting on its butt doing nothing for a year!


Posted in Cooking

awful

I wrote another story.

It was dave’s idea, you should blame him.

hereĀ 

don’t blame me if your eyes fall out.

here is the tame version.


cons

Me an dave went to wizard-con this year. It was much less fun than last year. Last year we spent all day in the dealers room, there were tons of merchants with all sorts of crazy wares. This year was disappointing, there were way fewer merchants and the gaming room wasn’t even set up. It was lame.


sad :(

There was a stray kitty that came around, and I was gonna adopt it after thanksgiving. Dave said he saw a dead cat that looked like her on his way home, she hasn’t been around today.

I’m really sad. If I had acted sooner I could have saved that cat’s life.

:(


Posted in Bloggings, Sad

mail

I had to go to the post office to get a painting my parents got me. It took me an hour. I got home and dave had a friend over, which is cool, but they got the most disgusting flavor of hookah tobacco. Orange. Dave KNOWS I hate orange, it makes me gag. I can’t stand the smell of it, much less smoke it. and dave is watchin some stupid shit about how evil sharks are and wouldn’t even get me a glass of juice.

I think I’m going to work early today.


Posted in Bloggings
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